Double Trouble - Eminem and Royce the 5'9"

Nothing quite like good ol' fashion bar sharing between two MCs. I have written before about the roots of this type of exchange and how good it can sound when done well.

There are a few artists that still get down like that here and there, although they don't do the harmonize rhyming old schoolers did.

Bad Meets Evil by Royce the 5'9" and Eminem has a few examples of this type of back and forth. One of my favorite tracks is A Kiss.

If you can get past the gratuitous misogyny and violence you'll see the that these two displayed real chemistry with their flow. They also managed to slip in lots of over-the-top humor on this solid beat.

Hook]
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss


[Verse 1: Royce]
Uh, Nickle nina a nicca twitter beefin' first rapper that shot a fan
Gucci's my absolute state of mind, like Waka's man
Chopper's sprayin, getting head in the car park, new Gallardo
This bi*** sucking my d**** today, call'er yesterday's news tomorrow
Stretch a nicca out, I'm the new Tae-bo, 'bout to cross over, I'm the new Ivo(Iverson)
'bout to saves a couple of these B*&#%'s, that's right, I'm the new Bible
You? You 5.0, me? I'm all grounded to punishments, but I'm too fly though
Y'all niccas be winin', I should call you Moscato

[Eminem]
Look down at the floor board
Looks like someone left a pair stiletto shoes in my Tahoe
Never know just what type of a hoe inside of my ride I may let
Last night at 5 AM, and she ain't even recover from last Friday yet
Hoes all over the ride like it's an ice cream truck, I can see why they fret
I already ran over two hoes and I ain't get up the f&*$#@! drive way yet
Soon as I open the door, you try to resist, what for get in girl, dont front shorty
you're Fightin' an unwinnable war, it's useless as tits on a boar, little tits on a whore
Got a mack and it's full of brats kicking and screaming like little kids throwing fits on the floor
Get in the whip, but you ain't turning this frog into a prince
What you tryna keep convincing me for?

[Hook]
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(No you don't)
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(Not from me)
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(Not on the lips are you crazy)
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(Maybe the cheek but that's all you gon' get from me)

[Verse 2:Eminem]
Now you in my whip as long as you understand that I can't be whipped
You sick of companionship I say abandon ship, I'm a gigolo so you know, I'm always on the go
You say companionship I say abndon shipI ain't got no time to slow down for no relationshit
Drop the P and add a T, yeah, you can get mad at me all you want
But I'm ghost before you can even say boo, hun let alone call me one
A one-night stand is all he wants with a female fan, yeah one like Stan,
and he's so about a night stand in his bedroom has two lamps,
and only one nightstand. get the hint,
ooh yeah boo, Ew, I ain't finna' to argue but why
You think they call it boo? cause it sound like it's supposed to scare you

[Royce]
oh Ho, we can share you, in the back of the Mclaren, I don't give a f@#$
What your name is, we're gunna call you hi and by, hope your bi,
But in the mean your name is Sharon
Slow-the-flow-down-so-I can-what
Tell you the same face when I'm shooting guns is the same face I make when I f&$*!

from back of my hand on your neck pressing your face against the sheets it's insane
You then change, cause I'm out of this world, girl I got that Milky Way d#@& vein
I'm at an all-time high with highness, I'm at an all-time fly with flyness
And this is exactly what they say when they bow to your highness

[Hook]
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
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[Verse 3:Royce]
Push a chick out the car when it's moving like waka's man
Her bottom's dark, but her top it tan
Her private parts got here on the pole
Like the opposite of her papa's plan

[Eminem]
Come on stripper! Let's hit the strip 180
throw it in reverse and drop the trans
Im in a trance man look at this b!$@% dance

[Royce]
Looking at this tramp, like what you wearing
girl quit playing!

[Eminem]
yeah b!$%& in them scrach-n-sniff pants
Well let me scratch em (sniff)

[Royce]
let me sniff yeah
What? Did I say that?
I'm on lean like Styrofoam cups and kickstands

[Eminem]
Middle finger stuck on f#@&, stiff hands
But girl you got a butt like no if, and's
So yeah what the hell maybe
Awe hell Shady, he'll tell her like it is
So tell Katy Perry he's on her tail he's tail gating
These bells are my mating call, and I'm here bell's waiting
And tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office
She's still a male lady!
Wouldnt f%*& her with her d!@$, you heard it, the verdict's in
He's allergic to divas, he'd take meat cleavers to 'em,
Him don't give a damn about Bieber do him
what a demon, a behemoth, evil just seems to be seething through him

[Royce]
I like the strip tease you doing
This evening, you and me gonna find
3 more chickadees and have a menage like Nicki
You hot like Dickey outfit in Texas
Without s@!% under it sweatin
Suck my d!@#$ or gets to steppins' my logic

[Eminem]
My god trick, my d!@#$ is hard and thick as a yardstick
What we gonna do? Ride around til we're carsick
Then I'm gonna put this s&!$ in park like dog s@$&#

And you can blow me in the dark in the parking lot
of a trailer park by the garbage
What you waiting on me to roll out the carpet?
Condoms are in the glove compartment, lets start it!
Think I'm joking? What, am I sitting here
Trying to make, fake farts with my armpits?
tryin' to get you to spit pop through your nose
Am I here to amuse you? Stop it.

[Royce]
I'm in your pocket outside of a church
The other hand reachin' for the bottom of your purse
You giving me head in a boxing stance
My d$@%s' so big you could drop it in dirt
I'm not your man, we're sparring partners
There's 5 things you are in charge of, that's
Sucking a !!, sucking a !!, sucking a !!
Sucking a !!, sucking a !!

[Eminem]
If you ain't sucking d#@$%

Why you sitting there with puckered lips? Oh that's collagen
Motherf!$% b!#@$, what you mean how'd you
Get suckered into this you gonna jump into my truck
And then try to get truculent?

[Royce]
You should be suffering, you should be cooking
You should be buckling your seatbelt with oven mitts

[Eminem]
excuse me while I make an ass of myself, but it's just
Cause I wanna get..

[Hook]
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(No you don't)
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(Not from me)
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(Not on the lips are you crazy)
I want a kiss, a Kiss, a kiss
(Maybe the cheek but that's all you gon' get from me)
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