8.05.2010

So, I typed a text to this girl that I used to see... - Andre 3000

I am no stranger to wedding songs of all type. Having been the musical "go-to-guy" for a number of friends wedding needs I feel that I have a nice balnace of joints to go with.

International Players is not a wedding song (at least UGK didn't intend it to be) however after being bookended by one of the greatest hip-hop duos ever, it quickly became one.

Big Boi brings in the last leg of this lyrical relay with his typical cautionary tale of men who fail to pull out,  and i'll intentioned women...


"Better prepare you for the C-Support 
She supposed to spend it on that baby but we see she dont 
(Chopped & Screwed) 
Ask ask Paul McCartney the lawyers couldn't stop the 
Slaughter slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket 
Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could 
Cause he payin 20K a day, that b****is eating good 
Like an infant on a double D titty just getting plump 
Cause he miscalculated the next to the last pump 
(Chopped & Screwed) 
Dump dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up 
Better chose the right one or pick pick the kiddies up"

Smack dab in the middle of this banger you have legends doing what they do, and at a very high level. Pimp C at his graphic best and Bun B with the narrative.

Bating leadoff was Andre 3000. Who by the way is likely the only MC on the planet who could spit a heartfelt, honest introspection about the nature of man, and marriage, type of verse work on a dope song about pimping hoe's and make it work.

He begins flexing his multimedia muscles with the integration of technology (I love the CC'd line..Carbon Copy email FTW!)


So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see 


Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be 
And, I apologize if this message gets you down 
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town

He follows by staying that while he is taking the plunge into marriage, he is not exactly the only one to have made the decision to leave behind a lifestyle were he had access to lots of single women...
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island 
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy 
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back 


Next he he makes it clear that he is not the type of guy to live with regrets and will not look back...


Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors 
They dip as quick as they can 
The atmosphere is now ripped 


After a slight Gladys Knight and the Pips line he continued with the launch into space theme with a nice a metaphor a bout child birth and an allusion to slave or African or Gypsy (depending on who you speak to wedding traditions...
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom 
Like a premie out the womb 

He concludes with the words of a concerned friend who initialy urges him not to do it, then ausres him that he will be there for him should she run afoul. Lastly he leaves him with parting words about not getting too, too involved baecause women are dangerous.
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider! 
Read some litera - ture on the subject 
You sure? F*** it 
You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic 
If that b**** do you dirty 
we'll wipe her a** out and send detergent 
Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar 
I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya 
Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart 
Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart 
Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart 
Play your part 
Play your part" 


Great song...from beginning to end. UGK, Outkast compliment each other so well...some of the best to everdo it...just a perfect marriage on a track.


RIP Pimp C...



Read While listening.....!

(Andre 3000 with "I choose you babe!" in the back) 







So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see 



Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be 
And, I apologize if this message gets you down 
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town and 
I hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling 
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island 
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy 
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back 
Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors 
They dip as quick as they can 
The atmosphere is now ripped 
Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night (Gladys Knight and the Pips)
So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum 
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom 
Like a premie out the womb 
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider! 
Read some litera - ture on the subject 
You sure? F*** it 
You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic 
If that b**** do you dirty 
we'll wipe her a** out and send detergent 
Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar 
I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya 
Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart 
Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart 
Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart 
Play your part 
Play your part" 

(Pimp C) 

Sweet jones 
My b**** a choosey lover, never f*** without a rubber 
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover 
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor 
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser 
Trash like to fuck for 40 dollars in the club 
f***** up the game, b**** you gets no love 
She be cross country givin all that she got 
A thousand a pop, Im pullin Bentleys off the lot 
I smashed up the grey one, bought me a red 
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads 
Some hoes wanna choose but them b****es too scary 
Your b**** chose me, you aint a pimp you a fairy 

Ooooooohhh Ooooooohhh 
I choose you girl 

(Bun B) 

Baby you been rollin solo, time to get down with the team 
The grass greener on that other side if you know what I mean 
I'll show you shit you've never seen 
The 7 wonders of the world 
And I can make you the 8th if you wanna be my girl 
When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that aint my style 
Need a real street stalker to walk a green mile 
We pilin up the paper on the dining room table 
Cause you able to realize I'm the truth and not a fable 
We rockin precious sable, keep that chilla on the rack 
What I look like with some thousand dollar shit up on my back 
Im a million dollar mack, need a billion dollar b**** 
Put my pimpin in your life, watch your daddy get rich 
Easy as A B C, simple as 1 2 3 
Get down with UGK, Pimp C  B U N B 
Cause whats a hoe with no pimp, and whats a pimp with no hoe 
Dont be a lame, you know the game and how it goes 
We tryin to get chose 

OOOooooohhh Ooooooohhh 
I choose you girl 

(Big Boi) 

Eeny mini decisions with precision I pick 
Or make my selection on who I choose to be with 
Girl dont touch my protection, I know you want it to slip 
But slippin is something I dont do, tippin for life? (Mmm mmm!) 
Thats like makin it rain 
Every month on schedule (mmmHhmm!) Let me tell you 
Get your parasol umbrella cause its gonna get wetter 
Better prepare you for the C-Support 
She supposed to spend it on that baby but we see she dont 
(Chopped & Screwed) 
Ask ask Paul McCartney the lawyers couldn't stop the 
Slaughter slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket 
Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could 
Cause he payin 20K a day, that b****is eating good 
Like an infant on a double D titty just getting plump 
Cause he miscalculated the next to the last pump 
(Chopped & Screwed) 
Dump dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up 
Better chose the right one or pick pick the kiddies up 

Ooooohhhhh Ooooooohhh 
I chose you girl 

IIIIiiii 
I chose you baby

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